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Legend of the Planet Builder
by Fire Hole
He Xingzhou knew about the invasion of the zerg and the dangerous fate of the solar system. To resist the apocalyptic crisis, he stepped out to warn mankind!He Xingzhou shocked the world when he built a nuclear reactor and activated the genes of the zerg on stream!Thus, under his plan, the entire country started building steel cities, massive mechs, spaceships, space castles...He Xingzhou said, "Let's set a small goal. Let's first build a Dyson sphere around the sun."[Dark Technology] + [Enginee…
Grandson of the Holy Emperor is a Necromancer
by Shadow-kun
A mysterious hole appears during a beta test of a VRMMORPG game and forced me into the position as one of the grandsons of the holy emperor. Except I am also a necromancer...
Miss Loser is too enchanting
by Bodhi suffering heart
She was the genius daughter of an Ancient Martial Family, shining brightly, and known as one of the fearsome "Dark Twins". Due to her sister's betrayal, she and her partner both perished.She was Ajiu of Qifeng City, the so-called waste that everyone laughed at. Although she was a daughter of a cultivating family, she had no Phantom Power Source and couldn't cultivate Phantom Power. She was banished to a remote small town and eventually beaten to death by her cousin in a dilapidated courtyard.Whe…
Immortal Starry Sky
by Three Thousand Rubbish Drafts
"Six-legged black, red worm, level seven elite worm beast. After absorbing it, I should be able to reach the eighth level."The Giant Exploding Thunder Dragon beast, with bronze blood, is as big as an asteroid. If I absorb it, I can reach the black hole level immediately!Chaos White Liexiang, the best of chaotic spirit beasts. Difficult to take care of, but as long as I absorb it, my life index can break 10000!Wang Xu accidentally got a flame that could devour insects and beasts and convert thei…
Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
by The sword flies in the stormy rain
This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume...Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.'To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, …
Her Two Dads(BL)
by Sweet_Vanilla553
The nine years old girl didn't want to share her dad with the woman who was going to join them as a mom for her."I don't share my dad with any girl. He is only mine!"She firmly thought her dad could only be hers."If you don't want a mom, then what about another dad?"Her dad tricked her and became a family with his boyfriend."Do you like how we are?"He asked his daughter again to see if she was really happy about her decision."Yeah, I love my both dads!"She answered cutely while melting their hea…
Gun of Ashes
by Andlao
Lorenzo Holmes, who arrived in Old Dunling six years ago, now mingles in this city of steel and steam as a private detective. Here he has encountered a strange case."So, there's something wrong with Wol's body?""I pierced through his cervical vertebrae... His carotid artery ruptured, massive internal bleeding ensued, and he quickly died, but the bizarre thing happened then.""He should have died... he definitely died, but his heart was still beating, beating wildly. You could say his brain was de…
Heaven's Greatest Professor
by EG0
Warden wakes up in a wilderness with a hole in his mind, deprived of all his memories. Lost, he found within himself an aptitude for combat and magic. On happenstance, he rescues a pair of youths and an entire village, pushing him into a renowned academy of mages and warriors alike to become a teacher.Warden adventures across the divided land of Ezim, determined to unravel the mysteries of his past. However, the task becomes incredibly hazardous when his own path—the ruinous power of Void that r…
Mercenary King: Got Question? Ask My RPG!
by Just Like Water
There was a classic saying that prevailed in the era of thermal weapons."All fear comes from insufficient firepower."Don't believe?Looking at the muzzle of a cannon bigger than your head, and say it again?...Starting off by being kidnapped, in order to survive, Gao Guang was forced to become a member of a private military contractor.And thus, an unexpected legend began to unfold...Stallone from [First Blood]?Jason Statham from [The Expendables]?Keanu Reeves from [John Wick], the one who's best a…
The Pee Pee prophecy
by Chiamaka_Chizzy
This subtitle captures the essence of Kai's journey, hinting at the mysterious energy and the secrets that lie ahead.
The Cunning Vigilante
by hiraki_mitsuha
Chen Li jie, a well-known criminal died and transmigrated into a soon-to-be-concubine of the cold General Feng Delun. As a straight man himself, he was frustrated that he was about to marry the General and because of that he ran away. But seeing the latter made him intrigued and persisting him to be his wife at all cost. He just never expected, that as the time passed he became straight as a zigzag.S Shou: I'm straight.M Gong: So what?S Shou: I have a sword.M Gong: So what?S Shou: I'm a man damm…
My Angel system
by Franklin_Nwakamma
In old times a boy named Luis had lost his parents at a very tender age, he never even got to know who his parents were. With his parents gone he had to be taken care of by his wicked aunt who hardly fed him once a day, in effort to get food Luis was adviced to steal by a strange book without minding the punishment of burning given to thieves. When Luis was caught he ran into the forest and the villagers including his aunt chased him down with torches."I think it's best I surrender now" Luis sto…
Black Hole Cavalry
by simmersunshine07
Jopardi adalah seorang pria yang merupakan seorang keturunan dari keluarga militer. Dia memiliki sebuah kemampuan yaitu melintasi lubang hitam tanpa harus menggunakan alat khusus. Awalnya dia tidak menyangka bahwa dari sekian banyak kandidat yang di ikut sertakan untuk mengikuti test hanya dialah yang bisa lolos melintasi sebuah objek yang bernama lubang hitam tersebut.Kehidupannya berubah drastis ketika dia sudah mulai dengan percobaan-percobaan yang di lakukan oleh sebuah organisasi yang berna…
Picking On A Wireless Connection Or Hole
by NescafeMTL
You bought Onahole, but it's connected to a real girl? Oh my godRAW: 무선 연결 오나홀로 따먹기
I pee pee’d in my pants lol
by ConsumeSoul
Pee pee poo poo jokes are funny I guess.
All Time Marksman
by ArkAnghel
Year Date March 30, 2030On a seemingly normal day across all countries on the face of the earth. A sudden eruption of the crust and a sudden appearance of void rifts-like holes appeared. It was the start of ULTIMA CHANGE, soon monsters arise from those rifts. And it was soon followed by bloodshed. In nearly 5 months 1 hundred million have already perished from the monsters. And with that, countries all over the world have formed their Safe Zones. Building walls that might secure them from monste…